Mandarin Self-Survey

I'd translate the Mandarin. But I'm not going to because I'm not so sure what everything means.

Fine. I'm lazy.

FINE. I'LL TRANSLATE. But only because it'll be fun.



1.被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
(People tag you. You no do survey, you no respect tag you that people.)

2.請老實的回答每一個問題。
(No cheat.)

3.不行擅自塗改題目。
(No change questions.)

4.寫完請點8位朋友，不可不點。
(Finish write, must tag eight friends.)

5.點完後請通知那8位小朋友他被點到了。
(Tag finish, let 8 friends know.)


。。。。個 人 題 - 10 題。。。。 (about me! 10 questions)


01 你叫什么: (You call?)
::Carmelia Yong

02 你的綽號： (You nickname what?)
::Melia

03 你的血型：(Blood what type?)
:: O type

04 你的星座：(What star sign?)
:: Libra.

05 你是男還是女：(Boy or girl?)
:: Girl.


06 你幾歲：(How old?)
:: 17 going on 18.

07 你住哪裡：(Where live?)
:: Kota Kinabalu.


08 你現在的學校 ：(Now school where?)
:: Kota Kinabalu High School. Starting next week, anyway.


09 你有沒有手機 ：(Have handphone?)
:: Yes.


10 承上，那是多少： (How many?)
:: What?



朋 友 題 - 10 題。。。。 (about friends! 2 questions)


11 你最要好的朋友（限１個）： (Bestfriend! One only!)
:: Jesus!

12 你最討厭的人（限１個）： (Hate which people? One only!)
:: Satan.


情 題 - 10 題。。。。 (about romance! 10 questions)

21 你有沒有喜歡的人： (You have like anyone or not?)
:: Yes!


23 如果没有，你希望什麼時候有另一半： (If don't have, when you want got?)
:: I have.

24 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過： (Until now, how many people you confess love?)
:: One.

25 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過：(Until now, how many people confess you love?)
:: Two.

26 到目前為止，你交過多少個男／女朋友： (Until now, how many boyfriend?)
:: One?

27 你現在有另一半嗎: (Now you have other half?)
:: No.

28 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎樣： (Your best friend same sex confess love you, how?)
:: Freak out.

29 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎 : (You first love confess love to you, you accept?)
:: I don't know.

30 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人: (Why you like the people you like now?)
:: I like a lot of people for a lot of reasons.


31 你和另一半牽手過嗎: (You and other half got hold hands?)
:: No other half.

32 你和另一半抱或親過嗎: (You and other half got hug or kissey before?)
:: No other half.

33 你跟異性牽手過嗎： (Got hold boy-boy hand?)
:: Yes.

34 是誰，你們什麼關係：(Who? What relationship?)
:: Ka Howe. Ex-boyfriend.

35 現在有人在追你嗎： (Now got people chase you?)
:: No.



。。。。混 合 題 - 10 題。。。。 (combination! 10 questions)


36 如果有天，好朋友離你而去，你會怎樣： (One day, bestfriend go away. You how?)
:: Miserable but will get over it.

37 如果有天，好朋友背叛你，你會：(One day, bestfriend CHEAT you. You how?)
:: Maybe get angry. But I'll forgive and forget anyway. I don't have any other alternative.


38 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了，你會：(One day, bestfriend tired of you. You how?)
:: Be hurt but it's okay.

39 如果你很受不了你的父母，你會離家出走嗎：(If you no stand parents, you runaway?)
:: I might.

40 你上課認真嗎 ：(You in class study serious?)
:: Sometimes.

41 你功課好不好：(Your homework good?)
:: Not good.

42 你开电腦都在幹麻：(You open computer do what?)
:: Facebook, blog, write stories, listen to music.

43 你的即时通有多少个同性: (How many same sex?)
:: What?

44 你的即時通裡有多少個異性：(How many different sex?)
:: My Mandarin kind of sucks.



兇 手 題 - 10 題。。。。


45 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰： (Who tag you?)
:: Nicholas Tay the Horsey.


46 这個人對你好不好：(This person good to you?)
:: Yes, very.


47 這個人是你的誰：(Who this person to you?)
:: Cute abang friend :D


48 你有喜歡過這個人嗎：(You got like this person?)
:: Of course! He's very likeable.


49 你們認識多久了: (How long you know that person?)
:: I think one year.


50 這個人是怎樣的人: (This person how?)
:: Good. Cute. Tall. Weird.


51 這個人正／帥嗎: (This person handsome?)
:: Handsome!


52 這個人跟你有沒有在一起过：(You got together with this person?)
:: No.

53 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼办：(If you like this person, how?)
:: Just stay silent about it, like I always do. It will go away. Like it always does.




聯 想 題 - 10 題。。。。

56 說到正妹你會想到誰：(Say, pretty girl, you think of?)
:: Melissa Chong!

57 說到帥哥你會想到誰：(Say, handsome boy, you think of?)
:: A lot of boys.

58 說到憨你會想到誰：(Say, 憨, you think of?)
:: I don't know what is 憨.

59 說到痴你會想到誰：(Say, stupid, you think of?)
:: Me.

60 說到暗戀你會想到誰：(Say, crush, you think of?)
:: David Archuleta!

61 說到出去玩你會想到誰：(Say, go out play, think of?)
:: Jerry Yong!

62 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰：(Say, intelligent ghost, you think of?)
:: Erm. Casper?

63 說到傻子你會想到誰: (Say, crazy, you think of?)
:: ...Nana.

64 說到笑點低你會想到誰: (Say, funny, you think of?)
:: Oh, a lot. Wong Chik Kien, Gazu Shak, Jinho, etc...

65 說到愛笑你會想到誰 : (Say, love to laugh, think of?)
:: Me. Always me. I always love to laugh. Nothing to laugh about, I'll still laugh.



學 校 題 - 11 題。。。。 (school, 10 questions!)

66 你的班導是誰：(Your class monitor is?)
:: No class, no class monitor. Yet.

67 你的座位是第幾排第幾個：(In class, where sit?)
:: Second last column to the right, first row.

68 你最喜歡的老師是誰：(What teacher you like most?)
:: Teo Shir Ming.

70 你的英文好嗎：(English, good?)
:: Yes. Unlike yours.

71 你的體育好嗎：(Your body, good?)
:: Not fit.

72 你的数学好么：(Your Mathematics, good?)
:: Bad. Very bad.

73 你喜不喜歡你的校長：(You like your principal?)
:: Erm.

74 你的學校好看嗎：(Your school pretty?)
:: Very pretty!

75 你的班級是： (What class?)
:: No class yet!

76 你的班級在幾樓：(What floor class?)
:: Not yet.



Note: Kinda in a rush at the end there, because I am currently FREAKING SCARED of my mum coming downstairs and finding me at the computer again like last night. This survey isn't very fun to read, sorry. It was kind of weird for me too. Like I was being interviewed by some Chinese abeng wearing sunglasses.



Scared, Carmelia.

Feeling, scared.
Thinking, mummy please don't wake up, please don't wake up CARMELIA TYPE FASTER!