Stuff I want to do with my bestfriend, or, I'm thinking I don't care what you think:

Karaoke like nuts. Sing it high, so high till the voice breaks. Sing it low, so low we get double chins. Shake the head, move the shoulders, twirl the microphone around. Add those annoying croony sounds. Go all Britney Spears. Go all Michael Jackson. Nobody nobody but you. Baby, baby, baby, oh. You know I know how.

Play Would You Rather. Would you rather fart in public or get an extremely itchy rash on the butt? Would you rather go back to the past or go forwards into the future? Would you rather kiss Lady Gaga or hug Justin Bieber? Would you rather date Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie? Would you rather live forever, or marry me?

Have a serious stare competition. Stare until the eyes water. Bite into the lip until it bleeds. No blinking. No smiling. No laughing. The phone rings. No one moves. People walk past. They stare too. See reflections in irises. Hair drifts into the eyes, damned hair. A dog barks. The wind blows into the eyes, damned wind. Lose. Win. Stamp feet; laugh and laugh and laugh. One more time.

Play dress up & camwhore. Overalls with princess sleeves. Snap. Leather jacket & white washed jeans. Click. Exchange shirts. Braid my hair. Straighten your tie. Flash. Nerd glasses over here. Undo some more buttons. Want some powder? Eyeline me. Smile! Skirt's too short. Hair's too messy. Smudged lipstick. It's okay. No one else is around anyway.

Study together. Hate Mathematics. Hate Chemistry. But you're here. Let's start. Don't know this. Google. Facebook. Tumblr. Sorry. Back to work. This is too difficult. Hunger sets in. Snack. Back to work. Fail. One out of ten. Don't give up. Again. And again. Learning is a process. There's a goal to reach. Confidence from the other. Just do it. Don't give up. For me.

Go swimming. Sexy. Stop it. The water's too cold. Push. Canonball. Splash. It's difficult to run in water. Race you to the other end. Can you float on water? Don't splash! Choking on water- revenge. Doggy paddle. Breaststroke. Backwards. Teach me that! Rake hair back. Spit pool water- that is so disgusting. Spit back. Pay back time. Gravity slows people down in water. Tired. How long can you hold your breathe? Go down. Lost. Again. Dive. Deeper. Find out if air is needed for kissing.

Build a fort out of bedsheets & blankets. Play Red Indians. Act gangsta. Bang. Code red! Just threw a grenade. Shot you in the arm. Go low. Smoke's cleared. Oh no, you saw me! Wait, your arm was shot. It healed. Jump. Roll. Captured. I can't breathe in the blankets. Sorry! Escape. Jump Roll. Captured again. Knocked head on bedpost. Sorry! Tongue out- dead. Let's play funeral. Burial. Wait, but Snow White revived. What happened? There was a prince. And?



Because nothing is too embarrassing.